The Husband Store
|A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The
store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 – You a re visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
to avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a Wife Store right across the street.
Floor 1 – Wives who Love Sex
Floor 2 – Wives who Love Sex and are Kind
Floor 3 – Wives who Love Sex, Are Kind, and Like Sports.
Floor 4, 5, & 6 have never been visited.